Thankyou, Mark for the Facebook

Ah! You have found the golden opportunity now, a part of you was always waiting for this moment to happen – your so called ‘Dushman’ has left his facebook account logged on in front of you. Amazing!!

Super Seven ways of taking revenge in the easiest possible way! The internet

•       Unfriend all his/her teachers, seniors and colleagues. Hehehahah you’ve already set the ball rolling.
•       Add all the Exs  (boyfriends, girlfriends, crushes… whoever you know of)
•       THAT special someone needs to be blocked… bas
•       Oooh I just forgot ADD all, I mean all the relatives (mami, chachi, dadi, pados wali aunty)
•       Upload Sunny Leone’s pics on the desired timeline
•        A profile picture that shows love to the better half
•       Last but not the least a status update where you share Altaf Raja’s music

Once you are finished make sure you leave no traces behind…  the Dushman in his worst dreams will not mess with you

Everyday Challenge Day 2

I will talk about my 9 loves

1. writing
2. dancing
3. listening to music
4. golgappa
5. maggi
6. scooty
7. rain
8. chatting
9. ofcourse everyone who loves me :)

THE SECRETS

I am taking the 10 day challenge. So lets see how much of me comes out

Top 10 secrets that most of the people do not know

1 I started having crushes as young as 10., weird... i know but this is what it is!

2 I have deliberately got my sister a lot of scolding from mom, as a revenge when i was small, really i am not that mean anymore :P

3 I really feel that i suffer from some disease of forgetfulness believe it or not i can forget anything or everything for that matter however important that may be

4 My Janamkundali name is Hasibai which indeed is one of the biggest secrets that i have, it sounds like the name of the owner of a kotha

5 I always feel that people who come to your life and love you a lot will not be there forever

6 I do not believe in the concept of  'best friends' either you are friends or no

7 I am extremely possessive about the people i care, if someone says anything to them will get a slap on his face

8 I always show that i am very strong and stubborn but inside i am very soft and emotional, total dramebaaz i am :)

9 I am scared to drive a car in this dirty UP traffic

10 I love my family, my friends, my laptop, my scooty, my music everything but i will never admit it 

Little things

Little drops of water, little grains of sand;

Make the mighty ocean and the pleasant land

It was the middle of the night, and she stirred from her sleep; she quietly got out of bed, and did not make a peep. She sits in total darkness now and thinks about her man, the little things he does for her to lend a helping hand. 

He helps her all around the house and never makes a mess, he says it gives her extra time and her work will be less. She loves him for his thoughtfulness he does it on his own, he said he wants to make it sure that she never has to moan. 

He says it’s really easy and he says he’ll never fail, and he promised her that he would never ever leave a trail. He said his mother taught him not to clutter all his life, she also told him, “don’t you ever do it to your wife!” 

So she has benefited from a son who was well taught, but all those little things just magnify her love she thought. She loved him from then they met and loves him more each day, but all the little extra things sure help along the way. 

He respects her and loves her for what she is, accepting her with arms wide open. He treats her like a princess and his mother like a queen.

He makes no fuss when she is sick, instead cooks for her then. He looks after her like a mother, cares like a sister and scolds like a friend. He touches her so tenderly that she might break; now the sickness has no effect on her and she feels great.

She sits and thinks of other things that many overlook, like cleaning his own cup and hanging it on the hook. Or when he snacks on TV night with friends who have all come, when it’s over and they leave there’s not one single crumb. 

When she comes to him with tears in her eyes, he holds her strongly even when a part of him weeps silently. He goes to party with her and dance all night, and makes sure that he gets all his moves right.

When its play night with the kids it seems a storm took place, games and toys strung all around a pillow was a third base. But when she tucks the kids in bed when play night reached the end, she never makes it back before the place is clean again. 

She loves him so much for the way he shows his love to her, there’s no doubt how much he loves her, and she knows this for sure. And she can’t help but love his ways and her love grows in him, and he won’t change his little things its how he has always been. 

She loves his thoughtfulness to her and this is one of them, she thinks while sitting in the darkness half asleep again. It’s just a little something that to some may bring a frown, but the man, she so adores, kisses her on the forehead, puts the seat back down. 

MESSAGE RECIEVED

We enjoyed a lot last night. It was indeed a happy day in my life. I had just told everyone that I was expecting my first child and we were on cloud nine.

Next morning I went to the doctor for my checkup, it had already been 2 months now but the doctor found something unusual.She sent me for a few more tests when she told me not to worry but I did sense something. After two days when we got the reports we understood, it had been too early for a celebration.

The doctor finally told me that the baby was abnormal and we have to get rid of it. I yelled in disbelief, “Get rid of it!?” but we had no other option.

I cried, sat in the temple for hours and asked God to save me; waiting for a miracle to happen. My cousin dropped in and her honesty hit me. She said, “There is no way that I can understand your pain and nothing that I have to say will reduce your grief but this is all that I have to give you” and she handed me a book, Messages from the Masters by Brain Weiss, and I told her that I am not a reader and I don’t feel like reading.

She insisted a lot that I should start. The first few pages did not make any sense to me and in the meanwhile the doctor told me that we have to wait for a week before the abortion. So just crying, cursing and fighting with God I made another effort with the book (it was just a way of shooing off people who came to meet me)

The book spoke about people going into past lives and meeting their loved ones and resolving a lot of emotional issues, finding their soul mates in the present life and this induced some interest in me. Everyone in the family was telling me the same old thing, “Beta, everything happens for your own good” but I could not figure out any good in it. I did not know how to console myself, I still had 5 more days with my baby; my heart sank.

I read ahead and during this one particular episode the woman was taken back to the time of her birth, in the womb before she was born and I could easily relate to it being a mother now. It showed how a child can hear and feel everyone around even before being born which explained how children whose parents are more welcoming towards the new born baby become physically and emotionally stronger.

I read more experiences of people and it spoke of how we decide to live with our loved ones at the soul level itself. It stresses on the point and has sufficient proof that we do come back to our loved ones and in most cases people have recognized their family members and close friends in other life-times. I started to meditate as per the book and my faith in God became stronger. I had become more spiritual and I could feel the healing.

The thing that struck me the most was that the writer of the book had suffered a similar tragedy- he lost his 24-day old son, I know how it must have felt but during a regression he found out that it had happened for his own success later in his life.

The toughest day of my life was here but I did not cry even for a single moment. Because I know my baby is not going far from me. Instead it (I don’t know whether it’s a she or he) is waiting for the right time to come into our life. I needed to let it go because it is for the larger good for all of us.

I feel stronger emotionally and thank God for giving me such a wonderful experience for two months.

I sat in the car to come back home and my husband played the radio on which this song was playing- “So close no matter how far”- and I hugged him tightly.

Jab we met a Rockstar

“Mai to apni favorite hoon,” said each and every girl after listening to Geet on Jab we met. Each one of us, the fairer sex identify with her. This is the magic of Imtiaz Ali on the audience. With his first movie being Socha Na tha in 2005 was not a very big commercial hit but it made its mark. With actors like Abhay Deol and Ayesha Takia seemed to be the best choice. His next film Jab We Met was so fresh that it got him enough name and fame. Not only this, JWM gave a push to the sagging careers of both lovers at that time Shahid Kapoor and Kareena Kapoor. Kareena received the Filmfare award for the Best actress and she indeed deserved every bit of it. Then came the much awaited Love Aaj Kal starring Saif Ali Khan and Deepika Padukone with Rishi Kapoor, which again was not a commercial hit but did fairly well at the box office.

Looking at all his movies we can say that he is one of the best interpreters of human psychology, the way he portrays the confusion in during the process of deciding a life partner is worth an applause. All his movies talk about people with confused relationships and the climax is not very predictable. In Socha Na Tha and Jab We Met both Abhay Deol and Kareena Kapoor were already into a relationship when they meet the other character and the story shows how they persuade their family and then finally go against their original decision themselves. The reason for Love Aaj Kal not working despite the storyline was most probably because Meera (deepika’s character in the movie) decides to move out of her marital relationship the very next day for her old boyfriend. Most of the Indian audience was uncomfortable with this decision and people would not want their sons and daughters to follow.

The music of all Ali’s films are good- light hearted and chirpy because the story line is woven around 20 somethings but going by the sales records Jab We Met music has ruled over the other two. In JWM and LAK both he has put in a classical tadka with Ustad Rashid Khan (aaoge jab tum) and Rahat Fateh Ali Khan (aaj din chaddheya) resp.

The most striking thing with Ali’s movies are the names – 3 words and a mix of English and Hindi but his next flick which is due in 2011 is named Rockstar starring Ranbir Kapoor and a new girl Nargis. Let’s see how lucky this change proves for him and how confusing yet simple this love story is.

Letter to the LOVE-BIRDS

To : The love-birds,

Subject: to discuss all the harms of Public Display of Affection at public places.

Dear couples,

We are extremely embarrassed to see you all celebrate Valentines-day, when you sit close, make merry, show love we do not like it. In Indian tradition, Radha-Krishana are the example of eternal love who didn’t get married but we do not agree valentine’s day man; for the apparent reason that our country India is a land of sons and daughters but it is not in Indian tradition to celebrate mother’s day -See it’s a western concept.

Guys we do not like to see you cozily in the theatres because when we go to a movie like ‘Hiss’ we would have you also looking at Mallika Sherawat’s award winning performance in the movie and learn more tricks from her instead of wasting time and money in each other like this.

When you hold hands and walk in parks it reminds us of our younger days when we could not hang around because everyone knew us as we were already working for the party and you know stories about our dedication.

Parked cars in parking lots do not seem a viable option; dude- the back seat seems too small to comfort when you are turned on and you have guards peeping inside and disturbing you for mere 10-20 bucks.

We are supporting PETA therefore we do not like seeing you cuddly and mushy in the zoo, most of the visitors being school children and innocent animals ,won’t you like animals to learn love than 69!

Malls- outright No, we want shops in mall to sell so that we can get extortion money and we do not men to get excited and take their women back home as soon as they enter. Please consider the interests of mall owners and sad but true, there are CCTVs all over.

In India we consider Taj Mahal, a marvel in white marble with its minarets and domes clearly speaks of undying love of Shahjehan and Mumtaz you really do not have to teach the firang visitors how they did it…

School and college to gyaan ke mandir hain and we want our students to learn everything in the educational institutes itself so you do not need to hide in the corners of the corridors and help in educating the children because they are the future of our country.

We like creative and interesting people we would have you to try new places like

· Elevators – especially if you have to go higher than the second floor

· Hotel roof tops- no body will even think of it, not even us!

· Fire exits- do not wait for fire to break out, it never does

Yours sincerely,

Youth politicians

(The party people)